When it comes to guys, every girl has her thing. And probably better, too. And though you may be proud of how big Jr.
While sending dick pics is a beyond-common occurrence, the motivations for their release are confusing, at best. Men know that no one starts insta-ovulating at the mere sign of a flesh tube, so, why do they send them? What are they trying to accomplish?
Photo by Javier Pardina via Stocksy. Thousands of chicks with dicks live in the United States. I know because I'm one of them.
I once asked a girl who was going through drama with her boo what she wanted from him, a relationship or a friendship? The more Insecure the woman, the harder she tries to hide her insecurity behind attitude and excuses. Players eat passive and defensive women for breakfast, because their buttons are out in the open and easy to push. Read that again and understand it because I bet you do that shit.
Good dick causes temporary insanity in some women. Your dummy called you 10 times in a row and left 4 voice messages— my dummy called 22 times and then sent 32 text messages. Yes, ladies.
And why is it that suddenly some guys think that yes, girls will definitely prefer this picture of your balls over a nice meal out. Seriously, it completely changes our perception of you. It makes us feel awkward and therefore makes us feel awkward around you.
I know I'm not supposed to send dick pics. At least that's what everyone's advising post-Weinergate. But what if a girl I'm seeing wants a dick pic?
Whenever I receive one now I send back a pic of the hugest, veiniest one-eyed monster I can find as my reply. Like, the equivalent in the s would have been just pulling your dick out in the middle of a conversation with a woman aka flashing them. People used to get arrested for that. First guys stop opening doors for women then they send sleepy ass pictures of their dicks.
You'd think the easy access everyone has to porn would make guys think about even hesitating before sending pics of their junk, but apparently not. One British woman, Samantha Mawdsley has demonstrated exactly how to deal with weirdos sending you x-rated pics. Samantha posted pictures of the conversation with the male who sent her an unsolicited picture and the results are glorious.
So, after learning the ingredients, Dick goes into an abandoned factory and creates the Powerpuff Girls Xtreme. But Dick deliberately swallows it and transforms into a monster. As a monster, Dick's size is increased a hundredfold, his skin turns green, spikes grow out of his shoulders, blue tentacles burst out of his chest, his ponytail turns into a tentacle, his normal glasses are gone, his eyes turn black while acting similar to normal sunglassesand the only bit of his clothing left are the remains of his pants. In this form, he easily defeated the girls as Utonium goes into the lab.